This evening as I was cycling home I passed an ice cream van which was playing its merry tune. This all sounds very normal until you realise what the tune was…

“Rain drops keep falling on my head.”

Hmm.. somehow this is not the first tune you’d associate with ice cream. Maybe the vendor was thinking of the architypal british summer weather at the seaside?

That got me wondering about other inappropriate tunes for ice cream vans.. any ideas?

“It might as well rain until September” maybe? Or, “It’s raining in my heart.”

I’m sure, dear reader, that you can think of better ones.