{"id":757,"date":"2003-06-26T12:06:00","date_gmt":"2003-06-26T11:06:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/2003\/06\/26\/typical\/"},"modified":"2003-06-26T12:06:00","modified_gmt":"2003-06-26T11:06:00","slug":"typical","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/2003\/06\/26\/typical\/","title":{"rendered":"Typical!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last<br \/>\nnight, the night before the social dinner event I&#8217;m going to tonight at Le<br \/>\nPetite Blanc for which I&#8217;ve already paid over &pound;30 I get a stomach bug.<\/p>\n<p>I was awake &#8217;til about 4:30am feeling as if I was blowing up like a balloon and feeling every peristaltic action. Wonderful!<\/p>\n<p>So, today I&#8217;m feeling shattered, my abdomen still feels like a balloon, I&#8217;m<br \/>\nvery slightly nausious and I keep getting hot flushes. Not exactly the best<br \/>\nway to be feeling before going to a restaurant with nightlife following it.<\/p>\n<p>Sod&#8217;s law, isn&#8217;t it?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night, the night before the social dinner event I&#8217;m going to tonight at Le Petite Blanc for which I&#8217;ve already paid over &pound;30 I get a stomach bug. I was awake &#8217;til about 4:30am feeling as if I was &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/2003\/06\/26\/typical\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-757","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s1Kvvs-typical","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/757","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=757"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/757\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=757"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=757"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=757"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}