{"id":734,"date":"2003-05-05T18:38:00","date_gmt":"2003-05-05T17:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/2003\/05\/05\/oh-what-the-heck-its-purity-test-time\/"},"modified":"2003-05-05T18:38:00","modified_gmt":"2003-05-05T17:38:00","slug":"oh-what-the-heck-its-purity-test-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/2003\/05\/05\/oh-what-the-heck-its-purity-test-time\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh, what the heck! It’s purity test time."},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n
Your Ultimate Purity Score<\/a> Is… <\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Category<\/strong><\/td>\nYour Score<\/strong><\/td>\nAverage<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Self-Lovin’<\/td>\n81.7%<\/b>
Never taken out of the packaging<\/td>\n		57.1%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Shamelessness<\/td>\n100%<\/b><\/td>\n73.5%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Sex Drive<\/td>\n100%<\/b><\/td>\n70.7%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Straightness<\/td>\n67.9%<\/b>
Felt someone up once<\/td>\n		34.2%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Gayness<\/td>\n100%<\/b><\/td>\n74.3%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
Fucking Sick<\/td>\n100%<\/b><\/td>\n84.5%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
You are 91.3% pure
Average Score: 65.2%<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n
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Take The Ultimate Purity Test
and see how you match up!<\/strong><\/a><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n

Hmm.. not much change there then.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Your Ultimate Purity Score Is… Category Your Score Average Self-Lovin’ 81.7%Never taken out of the packaging 57.1% Shamelessness 100% 73.5% Sex Drive 100% 70.7% Straightness 67.9%Felt someone up once 34.2% Gayness 100% 74.3% Fucking Sick 100% 84.5% You are 91.3% … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-734","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1Kvvs-bQ","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/734","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=734"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/734\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=734"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=734"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=734"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}