{"id":719,"date":"2003-04-06T20:40:00","date_gmt":"2003-04-06T19:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/2003\/04\/06\/now-i-wish-i-had-one-of-those-nice-wire-guided-anti-tank-missiles-right-now\/"},"modified":"2003-04-06T20:40:00","modified_gmt":"2003-04-06T19:40:00","slug":"now-i-wish-i-had-one-of-those-nice-wire-guided-anti-tank-missiles-right-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/2003\/04\/06\/now-i-wish-i-had-one-of-those-nice-wire-guided-anti-tank-missiles-right-now\/","title":{"rendered":"Now, I wish I had one of those nice wire guided anti-tank missiles right now."},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s twenty to nine at night.<\/p>\n

That flippin alarm’s been going ALL DAY.<\/p>\n

Ok, for a while it sounded as though its battery had run down, but now it’s got its second wind and it constantly shrieking away.<\/p>\n

I just hope someone manages to kill it before it’s time to go to bed otherwise I’m likely to have a rather sleepless night in store.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It’s twenty to nine at night. That flippin alarm’s been going ALL DAY. Ok, for a while it sounded as though its battery had run down, but now it’s got its second wind and it constantly shrieking away. I just … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-719","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1Kvvs-bB","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/719","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=719"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/719\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=719"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=719"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=719"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}