A – Act your age? It depends upon whether you take chronological age or mental age. You’re only as old as the *add member of opposite sex* you feel. In this case I’m therefore of indeterminate age.
\nB – Born on what day of the week? Well, cal(1) tells me it was a Saturday.
\nC – Chore you hate? I think washing up is amongst the worst.
\nD – Dad’s name? Raymond
\nE – Essential makeup item? None at all.
\nF – Favorite actor? Matthew Broderick, if only for Ferris Bueller and WarGames.
\nG – Gold or silver? Gold, it’s the most ductile metal, is great as shielding against ionising radiation and is a wonderful conductor. Oh, and some people think it looks nice.
\nH – Hometown? The closest town to where I lived when I grew up was Ampthill. The village was Houghton Conquest, Bedfordshire, England, UK, Europe, Sol3, Western Spiral Arm, Home galaxy, Andromeda group. That should tie it down.
\nI – Instruments you play? I got up to grade 1 classical guitar when I was 11.
\nJ – Job title? IT Systems Administrator
\nK – Kids? None, I don’t breed goats.
\nL – Living arrangements? Alone with many old computers to support.
\nM – Mum’s name? Patricia
\nN – Number of people you’ve slept with? It depends upon whether you mean slept next to or had sex with. If the former, a couple. If the later, it’s something that happens to other people and not to me. Sex is as much a myth to me as storks bringing babies with only slightly more evidence (storks don’t live in Britian).
\nO – Overnight hospital stays? When I was 6 I stayed over with concussion for observation.
\nP – Phobia? I’ve no fears I could classify as a phobia as such.
\nQ – Quote you like? Well, it’s not a real person, more a character’s words… “It’s too late for the pebbles to vote. The avalanche has already started.” Kosh.
\nR – Religious affiliation? I’m not affiliated with any religion. You could call me a humanist, or an agnostic, or an atheist. Then again you could call me a duck or a dolphin, it has as much meaning to me.
\nS – Siblings? None at all. (Which, funnily enough, is the amount of damage a bulldozer would suffer if it ran right over a person.)
\nT – Time you wake up? Weekdays, 7:28am. Weekends, as late as possible.
\nU – Unique habit? None. I don’t wear habits and I’m not unique.
\nV – Vegitable you refuse to eat? It’s not a vegitable but a fruit.. Gooseberries.
\nW – Worst habit? Procrastination, when I can get around to it.
\nX – X-rays you’ve had? Chest, teeth, hand. I think that’s it.
\nY – Yummy food you make? Well, I do a decent banana and walnut loaf. Give me the algorithm, sorry, recipe and the components, sorry, ingredients, and I’ll fabricate the desired gastronomic item.
\nZ – Zodiac sign? Aquarius. The age of which dawned and then faded away.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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