{"id":712,"date":"2003-03-28T14:25:00","date_gmt":"2003-03-28T14:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/2003\/03\/28\/aha-the-old-monkey-ploy\/"},"modified":"2003-03-28T14:25:00","modified_gmt":"2003-03-28T14:25:00","slug":"aha-the-old-monkey-ploy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/2003\/03\/28\/aha-the-old-monkey-ploy\/","title":{"rendered":"Aha! The old Monkey ploy!"},"content":{"rendered":"<form ACTION=http:\/\/thesurrealist.co.uk\/monkey.cgi METHOD=GET>\n<table ALIGN=CENTER>\n<tr>\n<td STYLE=\"border:solid #664400; background-color:#442200; padding:10px; text-align:center; color:#ffddaa; font:x-small verdana;\"><font SIZE=+1 COLOR=#FFDD00><b>mrod<\/b><br \/><\/font><font SIZE=2>is a<\/font><br \/><b>Tofu-Eating Howler Monkey<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&#8230;with a Battle Rating of <font COLOR=#FFDD00><b>5.7<\/b><\/font><\/p>\n<hr SIZE=1 COLOR=#664400\/><input TYPE=hidden VALUE=\"mrod\" SIZE=10\/><font SIZE=-2>To see if your <b>Food-Eating Battle Monkey<\/b> can<br \/>defeat mrod, enter your name:<br \/><\/font><br \/><input TYPE=hidden NAME=def VALUE=\"mrod\"\/><input TYPE=text NAME=att SIZE=10 STYLE=\"font: Arial; font-size: 8pt; color:#FFDD00;  border-width:1; border-color:#FFDD00; border-style:solid; background-color:#553300;\"\/> <input TYPE=submit VALUE=\"Battle!\" STYLE=\"font: Arial; font-size: 8pt; color:#FFDD00; border-width:1; border-color:#FFDD00; border-style:solid; background-color:#553300;\"\/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/form>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>mrodis aTofu-Eating Howler Monkey &#8230;with a Battle Rating of 5.7 To see if your Food-Eating Battle Monkey candefeat mrod, enter your name:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-712","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1Kvvs-bu","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/712","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=712"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/712\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=712"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=712"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=712"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}