{"id":676,"date":"2003-02-05T11:02:00","date_gmt":"2003-02-05T11:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/2003\/02\/05\/how-to-fix-the-shuttle\/"},"modified":"2003-02-05T11:02:00","modified_gmt":"2003-02-05T11:02:00","slug":"how-to-fix-the-shuttle","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/2003\/02\/05\/how-to-fix-the-shuttle\/","title":{"rendered":"How to fix the shuttle.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>OK,<br \/>\nwhilst I was failing to get to sleep last night due to the effects of an<br \/>\noncoming cold and a cat which was very annoied by a fence it had got itself<br \/>\ntrapped under, I had a brainwave on how NASA can decrease the possibility<br \/>\nof another accident such as the one which happened on Saturday (assuming<br \/>\nthat the tiles were damaged by the lump of stuff falling off).<\/p>\n<p>My answer is:-<\/p>\n<p>Use a sandwich of tissue papaer and cheesey Watsits!<\/p>\n<p>More precisely, cover the underbelly of the shuttle prelaunch with a layer<br \/>\nof doped tissue paper, then apply a 2cm think layer of corn starch foam followed<br \/>\nby a final layer of tissue paper, doped.<\/p>\n<p>This should be a pretty light layer and as long as the starch foam is open<br \/>\nenough that there are interconnections between all the bubbles it shouldn&#8217;t<br \/>\nexplode as the shuttle gets higher. On all places other than on the leading<br \/>\nedges the aerodynamic pressure shouldn&#8217;t be such that &nbsp;it would get<br \/>\nripped off during the assent phase but it would act as a protective shield<br \/>\nagainst ice blocks etc. Even if the blocks penetrated the layer it would<br \/>\nstill cushion the impact and decrease the level of damage significantly.<\/p>\n<p>On the re-entry phase, the tissue papaer and strach would almost instantaniously<br \/>\ncarbonise and ablate off the surface leaving the tiles beneath pristine.<\/p>\n<p>So there you are, a low-tech solution to a high tech problem! \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK, whilst I was failing to get to sleep last night due to the effects of an oncoming cold and a cat which was very annoied by a fence it had got itself trapped under, I had a brainwave on &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/2003\/02\/05\/how-to-fix-the-shuttle\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-676","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1Kvvs-aU","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/676","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=676"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/676\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=676"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=676"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=676"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}