{"id":662,"date":"2003-01-18T17:37:00","date_gmt":"2003-01-18T17:37:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/2003\/01\/18\/hairy-porter-and-the-cupboard-of-fibbs\/"},"modified":"2003-01-18T17:37:00","modified_gmt":"2003-01-18T17:37:00","slug":"hairy-porter-and-the-cupboard-of-fibbs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/2003\/01\/18\/hairy-porter-and-the-cupboard-of-fibbs\/","title":{"rendered":"Hairy Porter and the Cupboard of Fibbs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, earlier I wrote that I was going to see the Harry Potter film in High Wycombe as it was probably the safest bet. So, I get to the cinema complex with plenty of time to spare and try to buy a ticket&#8230; no-go! The showing was full.<\/p>\n<p>I now have one more chance to see the film tonight, 19:45 at the Magdalen Road cinema in Oxford. I&#8217;ve checked the web to see if there are tickets available and there are at the moment. So, I think I&#8217;ll leave home at 7pm, which means I should be at the cinema by about 25 past. If I don&#8217;t get in then I&#8217;m going to give up and wait until it comes on the telly in three years time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, earlier I wrote that I was going to see the Harry Potter film in High Wycombe as it was probably the safest bet. So, I get to the cinema complex with plenty of time to spare and try to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/2003\/01\/18\/hairy-porter-and-the-cupboard-of-fibbs\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-662","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1Kvvs-aG","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/662","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=662"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/662\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=662"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=662"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=662"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}