{"id":1103,"date":"2006-01-07T13:03:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-07T13:03:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/2006\/01\/07\/1103\/"},"modified":"2006-01-07T13:03:00","modified_gmt":"2006-01-07T13:03:00","slug":"1103","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/2006\/01\/07\/1103\/","title":{"rendered":""},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--more From Grim (again)--><\/p>\n<table border='0' cellpadding='5' cellspacing='0' width='600'>\n<tr>\n<td><img src='http:\/\/images.quizfarm.com\/1128292172Carrot.jpg'\/><\/td>\n<td> You scored as <b>Carrot Ironfounderson<\/b>. You are Captain Carrot Ironfounderson of the City Watch in the greatest city on the Disc \u00e2\ufffd\ufffd Ankh-Morprok! A truly good natured, honest guy, who knows everyone, and is liked by all. Technically a dwarf, but only by adoption. 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