{"id":1028,"date":"2005-04-22T16:52:00","date_gmt":"2005-04-22T15:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/2005\/04\/22\/cutthroat-meme-mihearties\/"},"modified":"2005-04-22T16:52:00","modified_gmt":"2005-04-22T15:52:00","slug":"cutthroat-meme-mihearties","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/2005\/04\/22\/cutthroat-meme-mihearties\/","title":{"rendered":"Cutthroat meme, mi&#8217;hearties."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--more Ahahhh there Jim-lad!--><\/p>\n<div style=\"position:relative; border:1px #320 solid; background-color:#c9b390; padding:0 10px; width:400px; text-align:center; font-family:serif; left:50%; margin:25px 0 25px -200px; color:#320;\">\n<div>\n    My pirate name is:\n    <\/div>\n<div style=\"font-size:32px;\">\n    Mad John Bonney\n    <\/div>\n<p>  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"flag.gif\" style=\"top:5px; position:relative; display:block; width:100px; background-color:#320;\" \/><\/p>\n<div style=\"left:110px; top:-60px; width:290px; position:relative; text-align: justify;\">\n    Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate&#8217;s life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well.    Arr!\n    <\/div>\n<p>  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fidius.org\/quiz\/pirate\/\" style=\"position:absolute; width:100%; left:0px; bottom:20px; color:#f8eecc;\">Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.<\/a>\n  <\/div>\n<p><\/lj-cut\n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1028","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1Kvvs-gA","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1028","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1028"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1028\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1028"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1028"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lingula.org.uk\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1028"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}